The KFConsole, approved by Colonel Sanders himself, is here – and it finally solves a problem that literally nobody cares about until now: How to keep your chicken warm while playing.
The KFConsole, which was developed in collaboration with PC hardware manufacturer Cooler Master, promises to stir up the console war like a bag full of 11 herbs and spices with its built-in chicken chamber – a world first. It means that the days of lukewarm poultry or suffering from a slightly cold piece of thigh are luckily over. And it is time.
The console was first teased back in June and caused more excitement on social media than a fox walking into a chicken coop. Oddly enough, demand for a console from the longtime fast food chain was high, and now … here it is.
The Console Wars are 𝒐𝒗𝒆𝒓 Introduction of the KFConsole. #PowerYourHunger pic.twitter.com/k7AM6g61IpDecember 22, 2020
The KFConsole is designed to help maintain your freshly purchased grocery lines while breaking enemies online, which the PS5 and Xbox Series X just can’t (and we wouldn’t advise trying). The purpose-built cooling system dissipates system heat through the outside of the chicken chamber, so the hardware stays reasonably cool and your chicken stays warm.
The bargain bucket machine can also chew through the latest games. While the specs are not fully known, the console promises a top-of-the-line Intel CPU, a hot-swappable mini-GPU from ASUS, and two NVMe 1TB SSD cards from Seagate.
This means the KFConsole can run Crysis and even Cyberpunk 2077 (bugs and all) as well as I Love You Colonel Sanders! A Finger Lickin ‘Good Dating Simulator with an impressive 4K, 240fps.
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So it’s a strange feat of human engineering, and just the kind of silly nonsense we need in this difficult year. In all fairness, the KFConsole wouldn’t look out of place alongside next-gen systems from Sony and Microsoft – though the faint smell of chicken would surely raise some questions.
Suspiciously, the console doesn’t yet have a release date, price, or technical specs to share, despite having one website. Even so, we keep our fingers crossed that the Colonel will be delivering a consumer-friendly product in the near future, as we’re not sure if a heated chicken chamber would meet health and safety regulations.
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